Flying Donkey Denies King James

A victory for short guys everywhere. Nate’s been ballin. The Celtics could have used the Shrek and Donkey tandem these playoffs that’s for damn sure.

So all C’s fans are trying to vicariously beat the Heat through the Bulls right? Let’s go Bulls! Lebron is such a bitch. Look at him sell this push from Nazr Mohammed. Like he pushed you, the refs were already gonna call the T on him, why dive with the push like a nancy? Like, stay on ur feet bro.


Viva Brasil!

Fab Melo & Leandro Barbosa

O CELTICS BRASIL. I am down with this move. Celtics signed veteran guard Leandro Barbosa yesterday, who hails from Brazil, just like the coveted rookie from Syracuse Fab Melo. This is a good move, not only because Barbosa adds a veteran presence to the bench, as a 6th man of the year award winner, but he can help show the rookie Melo the ropes. I’m not talkin like just throwin Okajima in the bullpen to give Daisuke someone to talk shop with (or お店の話をする), Barbosa’s veteran status and shared heritage is perfect to help groom along young Melo. So if the C’s are tryin to keep the 7-footer long term, this is a good move. Game 1 is Tuesday, October 30th, against Ray Allen and the Miami Heat (what?).


The return of the Boston Celtics is almost upon us. Excited to see if P & KG still got it? Excited to see if the young bucks Fab Melo & Jared Sullinger can make an immediate impact? Excited to see if Rondo can lead them past the Heat for a shot at banner #18? Yes, you must be. You know what I’m excited for? The Globe’s Chad Finn reported that Brian Scalabrine is back subbing for Tommy Heinsohn as a commentator for certain road trips this year. So get amped bruh.