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Dude, Russians Are Crazy

Crazy Russian Youth Hockey Brawl

Holy Shit.

Sorry Canada

I can’t believe that just happened. Thank god there’s more Bruins playoff hockey to be played. Fuckin love Bergeron.

Flying Donkey Denies King James

A victory for short guys everywhere. Nate’s been ballin. The Celtics could have used the Shrek and Donkey tandem these playoffs that’s for damn sure.

So all C’s fans are trying to vicariously beat the Heat through the Bulls right? Let’s go Bulls! Lebron is such a bitch. Look at him sell this push from Nazr Mohammed. Like he pushed you, the refs were already gonna call the T on him, why dive with the push like a nancy? Like, stay on ur feet bro.

They Call Him Krejci!

BJyRNwOCEAEROom.jpg-largeSolid game. Tuukka was unbelievable. and David Fackin Krejči with a hat trick. Hopefully this gets closed out in 5. LET’S GO BRUINS!

 

Playawff Hawkey Kehd

Leafs vs. B’s tonight

Playoff hockey’s so good, they used it as a back drop for a Van Damme movie!

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Obviously I’m amped up for the Bruins playoffs. What a weird season it’s been with the lockout and not playing the West at all. And how the B’s started off so hot, and lately haven’t been doing much right, other than winning fights. Still, I think they should take the Leafs in 6. I’m going with Noseface to score the game-winner tonight.

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And now for those hilarious Bear commercials:

Obey the Restroom Code

Does a Bear Shit in the Woods?

Don’t Date Within the Division

Never Leave Early to Beat Traffic

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P.S. I’ll also be switching back and forth with the Bruins and the Celtics who are also in the playoffs. I don’t know why so many people around here go for one or the another. What is this fake competition fans around here created between Hockey and Basketball?  I frickin love Boston sports kehd! I’d even hit a Revs game . . . if someone else pays. . . But anyways the C’s might have a chance tonight at least if the refs help them, which is a possibility. More games in the series makes Daniel Stern more money so it could happen. Could be the end of an era tho . . .

Love for Boston

Some words of love for Boston from some bands/musicians/athletes etc. on the Twittersphere and Facebook.

 

I love seeing love from NY and the Chi. I heard the Police Commissioner say in a presser that Boston has been offered services by Law Enforcement from Baltimore, New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles. So that’s awesome. Thanks to all those who help others, anywhere, ever. One Love.

Brandon Bass Posterizes Brook Lopez

Now if only they could win this damn game. #males #dunks #testosterone #grunt #bitch

All Things Boston

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Little Kid: “Why hasn’t she signed my cast yet!?! (pouty face)”

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KG Melo

Drew Carey

Papi & Youk

Paul Pierce Olympic Team

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Young Brady

Young Belichick. Not so Evil yet.

Young Belichick. Not so Evil yet.

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yes i know Ray’s on the heat. still a sweet pic

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Danny O'Connor & some Ice Girls

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Alexandra Raisman of the U.S. competes in the women's gymnastics balance beam final at the London 2012 Olympic Games

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Tom & Giselle

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this one's from barstool

this one’s from barstool

Top 40 Hit Take 27

Any time the Celtics play the Jazz I think of this line from BASEketball:

…The Minneapolis Lakers moved to L.A., where there are no Lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don’t allow music…

 

Been Playin’ w/ That Green Long as Paul Pierce

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Scallenge: The White Mamba vs. 3 DJs

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Toucher & Rich from Boston’s 98.5 The Sports Hub  put togther “The Scallenge” for some of Boston’s basketball fans to get a chance to see if they have what it takes to school the White Mamba, Brian Scalabrine, in a game of 1-on-1. To kick things off, Fred ToucherRich Shertenlieb, and John Wallach, from “Toucher & Rich” on weekdays 6-10am on 98.5 FM, played Scal in a game of 3-on-1. Did they survive The Scallenge?

click to watch on csnne.com

click to watch on csnne.com

Fear the (White) Mamba

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Top 40 Hit Take 24

 

Some 21st Century Shake-uh-speare Shit Right Here

Manti Te’o

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There was no Lennay Kekua. Lennay Kekua did not meet Manti Te’o after the Stanford game in 2009. Lennay Kekua did not attend Stanford. Lennay Kekua never visited Manti Te’o in Hawaii. Lennay Kekua was not in a car accident. Lennay Kekua did not talk to Manti Te’o every night on the telephone. She was not diagnosed with cancer, did not spend time in the hospital, did not engage in a lengthy battle with leukemia – Deadspin

So you must know most of the story by now. Country fell in love with this dude for playin so well in the face of adversity following his grandmother’s / girlfriend’s deaths on the same day. THOUGH HIS GRANDMOTHER DID ACTUALLY DIE (everyone’s overlooking that) the girlfriend thing was a HOAX. But I’m not a reporter, so read ALL of the Deadspin article if you don’t have all the deets about this Manti Te’o girlfriend fiasco. Let’s cut to the chase. You are either on one side of the fence of this, or the other. There’s no in between.

Scenario 1: You Believe Manti’s been had.

You think Manti was a victim of some fake long-distance, online relationship, initiated by this Iago motherf*cker,

Ronaiah Tuiasosopo

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Thus making poor Manti the Othello in this 21st century drama, involving fake twitter accounts, and clueless self-idictment through the interweb. OR…..

Scenario 2: You think Manti is full of shit.

  • His FATHER was in on it.

Sept. 10, 2012: Kekua is released from the hospital; Manti’s father, Brian, congratulates her “via telephone” (South Bend Tribune). – Deadspin

His Dad did him in on this one. He says he talked to this fake GF on the phone and via text? So your Dad was in on it with old Iago, pullin a fast one on you too, since you really are a victim? Bullshit. Ronaiah Tuiasosopo is Te’o’s Boy btw (read the deadspin article).

  • the Te’o‘s claim that the girlfriend was released from the hospital following injuries from a car accident on Sept 10, then died 2 days later from leukemia. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’d like to think our country’s finest ER Doctors and Nurses would be able to tell if a girl is DYING FROM LEUKEMIA, and thus wouldn’t deem her fit to be released from a hospital, only to go die somewhere.

So as cynical as it is to call out a religious, student-athlete for lying about his fake dead GF, I just have to believe he was in on it.

Conspiracy theory #1: Iago brought forth the plan to Manti and his Dad Brian, they arranged a modest currency exchange to keep shit on the DL, and it all actually worked to hype up Manti in the public eye, and backfired and blew up in their face.

Conspiracy theory #2: Manti Te’o is a naive, gullible, dumb mormon Hawaiian

In the spirit of posing as something we’re not, I’m gonna do my best @SethMeyers21 and recap the “Winners and Losers” of this Scandal (dear NBC/SNL, don’t sue me, just hire me, please #desperate).

Winners / Losers of Te’o GF Hoax

Loser:

– Te’o’s grandmother, who ACTUALLY DIED! talk about being overshadowed. –

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Winner:

– The living girl whose photo they used for the fake twitter account. Hawaiian name / real name, blur face / real face, this gal must be hot right? and now everyone knows it! –

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Loser:

Notre Dame. You lose again Notre Dame.  AD Jack Swarbrick pretended to get choked up recently at the presser addressing the hoax. What a gump. Give me a break guy. They should’ve said, “We’re investigating.” and left it at that. Who said you have to do a presser? It’s not even related to your administration / employees. Losers. –

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Loser:

Mormons. I’ve never heard a NON-weird Mormon story surface in the news. This one doesn’t help.

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Winner:

Whoever drafts this guy. Hear me out on this. His draft stock will fall a bit, but overall he’s a Heisman runner-up quality linebacker. And since our country’s average attention span is 2 total f*cking seconds, no1 will give a shit about this if in 2 years Te’o gets to go home as a pro-bowler, for the Buffalo Bills for example. Ok maybe he won’t be a pro-bowler, but he can still kinda ball.

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And obviously lastly, Manti Te’o, his Dad, and his friend who made the twitter account are losing big time in all this. I mean, people are already accusing Te’o of being a homosexual (not that there’s anything wrong w/ that) just based on this 21st century digital drama. The backlash is gonna be bad if he was in on it. And I apologize in advance if he wasn’t, and he is just a naive, dumb fighting irish hawaiian. But I doubt that. WE got played!

Top 40 Hit Take 23

Bad Lip Reading

you got a orange peanut? an orange peanut? for me? (thats right) oh wow … well I accept you.

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Get amped bruh #Patriots

 

 

 

 

Football (Grunt) More Football!

Game one: hmmm.

I guess i’m going with Seattle here. Haven’t lined up the x’s and o’s or anything, just goin by gut instinct. They’re on a roll, and this beast, is a strong, fast, and angry man.

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Prediction: Seattle 31 Atlanta 24

I’m chillin at home in my patriots gear currently sooo. . .

As his Lordship Belichick would say, “Just do your job.” Translation: “Don’t fuck up! Handle your shit!”

and That the Patriots will

Prediction: Patriots 38 Texans 30

Turkey Brady

HE’s eatin. . . Tom’s eatin . . .

 

 

Oooeee Boi its almost FOOTBALL (GRUNT) AH FOOTBALL!

The NFL brings out the caveman in all of us.

(Grunt) FOOTBALL?!

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Football.

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I think stupid Peyton Manning face is gonna win today. With his Broncos of course.

Prediction: Broncos 24 Ravens 18

Some random score like 18, cuz the Ravens suck or whateva.

Green Bay vs. San Fran is the real tough pick of the weekend tho. . .

PredictionSan Francisco 31 Green Bay 24

I think San Fran will edge it out in a close one. Packer fans can blame this kid.

Stupid Cheesehead

 

 

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